Best (Scariest) Drunk-Dial Ever
A woman called 911 to report that she wanted a police escort on her way home… because she was driving drunk and having a hard time staying on the road. She then chewed out the 911 dispatcher for keeping her on the phone, because she really doesn’t like to use the phone in the car. After all, it’s not safe.
Quite properly, the cops found her and cited her at her home.

