Quotations by Anonymous

15 Quotes Found

"Hey, watch this!"
	-Anonymous, The most common last words in America
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."
	-Anonymous
"All's fair in love and war."
	-Anonymous
"Beauty is only skin deep."
	-Anonymous
"As you carry on through life, brother, Whatever be your goal, Keep your eye upon the doughnut, And not upon the hole."
	-Anonymous
"An optimist is someone who thinks these are the best days of our lives. A pessimist is someone who is afraid the optimist is right."
	-Anonymous
"The reason birds can fly and we cannot is because they have perfect faith and to have perfect faith means to have wings."
	-Anonymous
"There's a wonderful family named Stein, There's Ep, there's Gert, and there's Ein. Ep's statues are junk, Gert's poems are bunk, And nobody understands Ein."
	-Anonymous
"Quantum physics - the dreams stuff is made of."
	-Anonymous
"Programming the X Windows System is like trying to find the square root of pi using Roman numerals."
	-Anonymous
"The leading cause of death is being born."
	-Anonymous
"A woman's love is a man's privilege, not his right."
	-Anonymous
"C views the entire world as if your only tool is a hammer. CRM views the world as if your only good tools are a set of scissors and a roll of sticky splicing tape."
	-Anonymous
"...Cuando escribo en ingles, tengo que traducir del español que guarda mis memorias. Cuando hablo en español, tengo que traducir del ingles que define mi presente..." "...When I write in English, I have to translate from Spanish, which holds my memories. When I speak in Spanish, I have to translate from English, which defines my present..."
	-Anonymous
"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound."
	-Anonymous