## Spam of the Day

Subject: “Aliens Abducted By Michael Jackson”

Sometimes, I admit, spammers actually amuse me.

(In case you’re wondering, though, the body of the message was incoherent gibberish.)

## Russia Rising (in My Inbox)

The number of Russian-language spams (or at least Cyrillic font) I get has risen dramatically, lately. For a while, I got a lot of Chinese and Korean spams, but now, the Russian stuff reigns supreme, at a bit over 5% of the total.

I’m not sure what this signifies. On the one hand, obviously, a lot of spam still comes from developed countries; a decent chunk of it comes from otherwise legitimate businesses here in the United States with broken unsubscribe forms. On the other hand, tremendous quantities originate from hijacked (or spam-dedicated) servers in underdeveloped countries. See this real-time map of spammer IPs (don’t you love Google Maps?) for a global breakdown of spam detected by SpamShield. I think what it means is this: Russia’s economic incentives and Russian technological infrastructure are finally coming of age; people finally have both the ability and the incentives to sell me garbage, in their language.

On the one hand, the economic development implied is a good thing. On the other, it also means my daily spam total is at or above the 1,000 mark for the sixth month running (it’s actually well over 1,100, but who’s counting?).

## WRECK (WordPress Regular Expression Comment Killer)

In my ongoing battle against comment spam, I have finally decided to write myself a WordPress plugin as an additional layer of defense. It’s called WRECK (WordPress Regular Expression Comment Killer).

WRECK (WordPress Regular Expression Comment Killer) is an extremely simple plugin for marking comments as spam if they match certain regular expressions.

Current Version: 1.0
Release Date: 7/6/2008

LICENSE: This plugin is open-source (GNU General Public License), but I would appreciate it if you let me know of any modifications you find helpful.

SUPPORT: No formal support is provided, but I will take a look at any requests/suggestions/complaints you send me through my contact form.

NOTES:This plugin is very simple to use, but BE CAREFUL! It uses regular expressions to filter comments, so a badly written regular expression may block legitimate comments.

By default, only one type of comment is blocked: a comment containing only two lines, the first of which is bolded, with an elipsis (“…”) on each line. The author gets a lot of comment spam like this, which is the reason he wrote this plugin.

If you find this plugin useful, please let me know here. Please also let me know if you discover any useful rules or make any other modifications.

Enjoy!

## Favorite Spam of the Day

I love this person, because he or she is incompetent in the most amusing way. One would hope that such blazing incompetence renders such people inept in their efforts to harm others, though for every con there is probably a gullible enough mark out there…

Subject: 2007 Fiscal Activity – $2839,49 Refund From: “service@irs.gov”<service @irs.gov> To: [my address] After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of$2839,49.
Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 3-9 days in order to
process it.

A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons.
For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.

Best Regards,
Tax Refund Deparment
Internal Revenue Service

If you’re going to try to commit fraud, doing so as a fake IRS site is not the smartest thing ever. If you still want to try that, at least get local conventions regarding numbers right.

P.S. The actual URL linked to happened to be a DynDNS address; in other words, the guy was running the site on his own computer somewhere, probably a laptop or desktop he owns, and has, no doubt already been shut down (the server is offline as I type this) and is quite possibly on his way to an indictment. Idiot.

## I Hate Spam

I hate spam. Which is unfortunate, because I get enormous quantities of it. The true horror in graphic form:

I get about 940 emails per day, excluding the 30 or so on my school account and about 10 per day on Gmail and Yahoo! I am working on implementing some server-side filtering, because my poor little client-side filter is just not up to the challenge, anymore (not to mention that downloading almost 1,000 messages a day is a huge hassle – imagine what happens when I’m away from the computer for a day or two!). This will also be the subject of an upcoming post or posts.

## Ziff Davis Spam Part II

They’re still at it. Ziff Davis = spamhaus. Today’s take:

Notice the absence of any explanation as to why I am getting this e-mail or how to unsubscribe. I have tried to unsubscribe at least thirty or so times. So, apparently, have lots of other folks getting Ziff Davis spam. It’s a lost cause. Ziff Davis = spammers.