“Today’s lesson, my child,” said the wizened, old guru to the impetuous, young fool, “is simply this:
Never, ever, under any circumstances, cut poison sumac with a chainsaw.”
Now, which of these characters best represents Ed? If you voted “wizened, old guru,” well, you haven’t spent enough time around me. Call me. We’ll do coffee.
Apparently, I discovered a poison sumac vine without even knowing it, using my trusty, Craftsman, chain saw. Oops.
Tomorrow’s lesson: why Calamine lotion is our friend!