Getting old

I’m officially “getting old”™, as certified by the Younger Sisters’ Institute for Sibling Harrassment®. A quarter century has come and gone… What have I learned? Ten observations, for starters:

  • The Bible has the Truth
  • the earth has too great a rotational speed (think about that one)
  • kids have the best sense of humor
  • Georgia has the worst drivers
  • Texas has everything big
  • the French have, collectively, lost the national marbles
  • the Germans have good food
  • the Swiss have it all
  • the IRS has all my money
  • and Rice University has the best college baseball team

Pretty profound, I know. Here’s to getting old – and dragging your little sisters along with you! 🙂

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