Tax Breaks for Witchcraft Schooling???

This is astounding. If you don’t want to read the whole article, just read this pithy quote, from the owner/operator of a witchcraft school:

If he [Dutch PM Peter Omtzigt] would come here and try the divination rod and see how important it is to find things, see that it isn’t pleasant to have earth radiation in your house, feel the forces of the earth, that would be magnificent.

I’m either going to go root out some earth radiation or do something rather more productive, like read for Professor Epstein’s torts class. Let’s see…